Gifted Child
TEACHER : Give me three reasons why the world is round.
Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so!
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TEACHER : What shape is the world in?
Pupil : Rotten!
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TEACHER : Why does your geography exam have a big zero over it?
Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead!
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TEACHER : What's you name ?
Pupil : Juan
TEACHER : You should say "Sir"
Pupil : OK, Sir Juan!
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TEACHER : I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pupil : Life imprisonment!
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TEACHER : Name four members of the cat family
Pupil : Daddy cat, mommy cat and two kittens!
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TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon ?
Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night!
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TEACHER : What kind of birds do you find in captivity?
Pupil : Jailbirds !
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TEACHER : What is the plural of mouse ?
Pupil : Mice
TEACHER : Good, now what's the plural of baby?
Pupil : Twins!
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TEACHER : What's the longest word in the English language ?
Pupil : Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
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TEACHER : : I despair, Jose, how do you manage to get so many things wrong in a day?
Pupil : Because I always get here early sir!
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TEACHER : What do we do with crude oil?
Pupil : Teach it some manners!
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TEACHER : Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?
Pupil : He had a bee in his suit of armour!
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