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Why wedding ring should be put on the fourth finger ??

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Pls follow the below step, really god make this a miracle( this is from a chinese excerpt)

1.) Firstly, show your palm, centre finger bend and put together back to back
2.) Secondly, the rest 4 fingers tips to tips
3.) Games begin, follow the below arrangement, 5 finger but only 1 pair can split

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4.) Try to open your thumb, the thumb represent parents, it can be open cause all human does go thru sick and dead. Which is our parents will leave us one day
5.) Pls close up your thumb, then open your second finger, the finger represent brothers and sisters, they do have their own family which is too they will leave us too
6.) Now close up your second finger, open up your little finer, this represent your children. Sooner or later they too will leave us for they got they own living to live
7.) Nevertheless, close up your little finer, try to open your fourth finger which we put our wedding ring, you will be surprise to find that it cannot be open at all. Because it represent husband and wife, this whole life you will be attach to each other

Real love will stick together ever and forever

Thumb represent parents
Second finger represent brothers & sisters
Centre finger represent own self
Fourth finger represent your partner
Last finger represent your children

Yes Guys, ur partner of life is the greatest relative of urs, because not only U share with him/her ur life, but also mind, body, soul, bed, .....etc. etc. which U cannot share with any one else, so be faithfull to ur partner & love him/her to the maximum, because Love begets Love



Underground Train In Korea.... :-O

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Take a look at those picture.....think how creative......!!!!!

Why not to mix Beer n Viagra

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Bill Clinton & Japanese President

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Once meeting was arranged between bill clinton and japanese president. but Japanese president didn't know english, so the translator told him to learn to say
How r u ? and also to say i m fine when bill asks him how is he?? japanese president was unable to learn all the sentences. So translator thought he can say how r u? and when bill asks, he can answer "me too." means he is also fine. So he started learning ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO.
Finally, the day came and great personalities met for first time. Japanese president made a mistake and asked who r u? instead of how r u? and everyone knows that bill clinton has humourous behaviour. so he told he is the husband of hillary clinton and japanese president told ME TOO.



The piss test.....:-)

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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

Bin Laden Emails Bush

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Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.

With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

This is how business is done!!

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Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son to get married

Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".

Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case......Yes"

Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani

Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."

Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Ambani : "Ah, in that case.....Yes"

Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." President :"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."

Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case.......Yes."

Now this is how business is done!!



Newton's Romantic Laws.........

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Newton in romantic mood......

Universal law:

"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer
from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "



First law:

"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. "



Second law:

"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "



Third law:

"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite to the force applied by the girl while slap."

100+ Run... Commands! for Windows XP!

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Click START -> Run -> Type any commands below

Commands:

1. Accessibility Controls - access.cpl
2. Accessibility Wizard - accwiz
3. Add Hardware Wizard - hdwwiz.cpl
4. Add/Remove Programs - appwiz.cpl
5. Administrative Tools - control admintools
6. Automatic Updates - wuaucpl.cpl
7. Bluetooth Transfer Wizard - fsquirt
8. Calculator - calc
9. Certificate Manager - certmgr.msc
10. Character Map - charmap
11. Check Disk Utility - chkdsk
12. Clipboard Viewer - clipbrd
13. Command Prompt - cmd
14. Component Services - dcomcnfg
15. Computer Management - compmgmt.msc
16. Control Panel - control
17. Date and Time Properties - timedate.cpl
18. DDE Shares - ddeshare
19. Device Manager - devmgmt.msc
20. Direct X Troubleshooter - dxdiag
21. Disk Cleanup Utility - cleanmgr
22. Disk Defragment - dfrg.msc
23. Disk Management - diskmgmt.msc
24. Disk Partition Manager - diskpart
25. Display Properties - control desktop
26. Display Properties - desk.cpl
27. Dr. Watson System Troubleshooting Utility - drwtsn32
28. Driver Verifier Utility - verifier
29. Event Viewer - eventvwr.msc
30. Files and Settings Transfer Tool - migwiz
31. File Signature Verification Tool - sigverif
32. Findfast - findfast.cpl
33. Firefox - firefox
34. Folders Properties - control folders
35. Fonts - control fonts
36. Fonts Folder - fonts
37. Free Cell Card Game - freecell
38. Game Controllers - joy.cpl
39. Group Policy Editor (for xp professional) - gpedit.msc
40. Hearts Card Game - mshearts
41. Help and Support - helpctr
42. HyperTerminal - hypertrm
43. Iexpress Wizard - iexpress
44. Indexing Service - ciadv.msc
45. Internet Connection Wizard - icwconn1
46. Internet Explorer - iexplore
47. Internet Properties - inetcpl.cpl
48. Keyboard Properties - control keyboard
49. Local Security Settings - secpol.msc
50. Local Users and Groups - lusrmgr.msc
51. Logs You Out Of Windows - logoff
52. Malicious Software Removal Tool - mrt
53. Microsoft Chat - winchat
54. Microsoft Movie Maker - moviemk
55. Microsoft Paint - mspaint
56. Microsoft Syncronization Tool - mobsync
57. Minesweeper Game - winmine
58. Mouse Properties - control mouse
59. Mouse Properties - main.cpl
60. Netmeeting - conf
61. Network Connections - control netconnections
62. Network Connections - ncpa.cpl
63. Network Setup Wizard - netsetup.cpl
64. Notepad - notepad
65. Object Packager - packager
66. ODBC Data Source Administrator - odbccp32.cpl
67. On Screen Keyboard - osk
68. Outlook Express - msimn
69. Paint - pbrush
70. Password Properties - password.cpl
71. Performance Monitor - perfmon.msc
72. Performance Monitor - perfmon
73. Phone and Modem Options - telephon.cpl
74. Phone Dialer - dialer
75. Pinball Game - pinball
76. Power Configuration - powercfg.cpl
77. Printers and Faxes - control printers
78. Printers Folder - printers
79. Regional Settings - intl.cpl
80. Registry Editor - regedit
81. Registry Editor - regedit32
82. Remote Access Phonebook - rasphone
83. Remote Desktop - mstsc
84. Removable Storage - ntmsmgr.msc
85. Removable Storage Operator Requests - ntmsoprq.msc
86. Resultant Set of Policy (for xp professional) - rsop.msc
87. Scanners and Cameras - sticpl.cpl
88. Scheduled Tasks - control schedtasks
89. Security Center - wscui.cpl
90. Services - services.msc
91. Shared Folders - fsmgmt.msc
92. Shuts Down Windows - shutdown
93. Sounds and Audio - mmsys.cpl
94. Spider Solitare Card Game - spider
95. SQL Client Configuration - cliconfg
96. System Configuration Editor - sysedit
97. System Configuration Utility - msconfig
98. System Information - msinfo32
99. System Properties - sysdm.cpl
100. Task Manager - taskmgr
101. TCP Tester - tcptest
102. Telnet Client - telnet
103. User Account Management - nusrmgr.cpl
104. Utility Manager - utilman
105. Windows Address Book - wab
106. Windows Address Book Import Utility - wabmig
107. Windows Explorer - explorer
108. Windows Firewall - firewall.cpl
109. Windows Magnifier - magnify
110. Windows Management Infrastructure - wmimgmt.msc
111. Windows Media Player - wmplayer
112. Windows Messenger - msmsgs
113. Windows System Security Tool - syskey
114. Windows Update Launches - wupdmgr
115. Windows Version - winver
116. Wordpad - write

A Big One.....(Funny Pic)

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Dictionary For Men/Women

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What MEN / WOMEN Says and What's their actual Meaning.


WOMEN'S WORDS

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = you're in trouble





7. Fine, go ahead = you better not

8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you idiot!

10. You're very attentive tonight = is s@x all you ever think about?



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MEN'S WORDS


1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = let's have s@x now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have s@x?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s@x with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s@x with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s@x with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s@x with you

Husbands Of The Year!!!!!!!

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They are up in bed

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A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where`s Mom and dad?"

and she replied, "they`re up in bed."

The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where`s Mom and Dad?"

and she replied "they`re still up in bed."

Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where`s Mom and dad?"

and his grandmother replied "they`re still up in bed."

The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "whats so funny? Every time I tell you they`re still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here?"

The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."

Chick Fart!!!!!!!!!

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In Hospital........sardar joke.... :-O

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Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the Passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidently, the photograph fell from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found the same on the floor of the bus. Politely, he asked the saree-clad female, standing in front of him, "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph."

The rest is history.

He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted in a hospital. He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him, in a still worse condition. Banta started to explain his "Adventure". He had gone to a remote village on some work & due to his high level of intelligence, couldn't finish the work on time. He had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn't find any Hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he could stay there for the night. The Owner replied "I have two grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay". He approached the next house and asked whether he could stay there for the night. The Owner replied, "I have three grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay". He went towards the next house and without taking any risks, asked, "Do you have "grown up" daughters?".

The Owner asked, "WHY?"

Banta replied, "I wanted to stay here for a night."

Some Cool Sarder Jokes

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When Santa met with an Accident...

Santa and Banta driving on a street,in different directions. Out of some unfortunate mishap, the cars slammed into each other, head-on. They were able to get out of their cars without any serious injury, but the cars were totaled.

Before Santa could say anything, Banta said, "Instead of fighting over whose fault it was, why don`t we just celebrate that we were able to come out alive?"

Santa said, "Yeah, good idea!"

"I have a bottle of whisky in the trunk, why don`t I pull that out?",suggested Banta. He went around, and luckily the bottle was not damaged in the accident.

He gave it to Santa and said, "Here, drink some!"

Santa took the bottle and chugged half of it down. Then he wiped his mouth and handed the bottle over to Banta.

"Here, you have some!"

Banta passed it back and said, "No, I think I`ll wait until the police get here."


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Afraid of water

sardar(to his friend): my wife is afraid of water.

friend: how can u say that?

sardar: yesterday when i reached my home i found her in the bath tub with our security guard.......

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Anomaly

"Doctor, I need your help," Preeto says.

"What seems to be the problem?"

"My husband, Banta, just doesn't satisfy me sexually. What can I do?"

"Hmmm. That's a bit out of my league. Has he seen a doctor?"

"Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn't enough for me. You've got to help me!"

"Er ... Why don't you take a lover?"

"I have! I still don't get enough."

"Take another lover."

"I did. In fact, I have eight lovers and I still don't get enough sex!"

"Gosh, that's an anomaly!"

"Oh, Doctor! Please tell them it's an anomaly! They all keep telling me I'm a whore!"

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At The Circus


Banta and Preeto took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them.

"Mommy, what's that long thing on the elephant?" he asked.

"That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied.

"No, not that. What's that long thing that's hanging between the elephant's legs?" asked the boy.

Embarrassed, Preeto replied, "Oh, it's nothing, son." She then left to get some samosas and drink.

While she was gone, the young boy turned to Banta and asked, "Daddy, what's that long thing hanging between the elephant's legs?"

"That's the elephant's penis, son," explained Banta.

"Well, why did mommy say it was nothing when I asked her?" the boy asked.

Taking a deep breath, Banta proudly replied, "I've spoiled that woman, son!"

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Badi Cheez

sardar to his friend -I want to gift something to my girlfriend

Friend -give her a gold ring

Sardar-Nahi Kuch Badi cheez bata

Friend MRF Ka Tyre De De.

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Banta in Paris

Banta Singh was a business graduate, and had been out of school for several years.

He had established a furniture store and was doing quite well.

He decided to expand the lines he carried by adding some expensive French furniture he knew no one else in town carried.

He scheduled a buying trip to France.

Bantas first day in Paris was very successful and he found a number of pieces he thought he could profitably sell back home.

After the arrangements were made to begin shipping this furniture home, he decided to celebrate with a glass of wine in a small sidewalk cafe.

The place was jammed, but he managed to find an empty table.

Just about the time his wine arrived, a beautiful girl came by and motioned to the empty chair at his table with a questioning look on her face.

He assumed she wanted to sit with him and nodded his head "yes." The girl sat down with him.

The girl tried to talk to him, but, alas, he understood not one word of French.

He tried to talk to her, but, alas, she understood not one word of Punjabi.

He had an idea. He took a napkin and drew a wine glass and a question mark. She nodded her head "yes." They sat quietly enjoying their wine.

When it was just about finished, Banta realized it was nearly time for dinner. He took another napkin and drew a picture of two people at a table eating dinner.

She nodded her head "yes" and took him by the hand. She led him down the street to a very nice restaurant. They went in.

The girl spoke with the head waiter and they were seated in a quiet corner where they could hear the band playing and see the dance floor.

Banta could not read the menu since it was in French, so he allowed the girl to order for him.

The food was excellent and the couple thoroughly enjoyed it.

After dinner, Banta took a napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing.

She nodded her head "yes" and they danced to every song the band played, whether fast or slow.

When the band quit playing and began to pack away their instruments,the couple returned to their table.

The girl took a napkin and reached for Bantas pen.He handed it to her and she drew a picture of a four poster bed..........!

Banta is still wondering to this day how she knew he was in the furniture business

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Beautiful Girl

Biwi: yesterDay I saW a veRy beaUtiful giRl.

Sardar: ThEn whAt haPPened?

Biwi: I jUst kept on aDmiring hEr, oN and oN..

Sardar (gets irritated): WHAT haPPened thEn?

Biwi smiled and said:
ThEn.............................................. ............ I moVed aWay frOm thE miRRor

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Bet

Seeing santa singh depressed one of his friends asks him.

"oye why r u sad?"

....to which santa replies ..."i lost 300 rs in bet."

... his friend ask hims..."how?"

santa singh says.."i bet on india for rs 200...but unfortunately india lost"

his friend queries.."but u said 300 rs..."

santa singh answers..."i again bet for india for rs 100 in the HIGHLIGHTS of the match"

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Santa Banta find a bomb


Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station.

"What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Banta.


"Don’t worry about it," says Santa. "We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two."

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Bombay

Sardar traveling in plane going to bombay.

while it is landing he shouted bombay... bombay..., air hostes said b silent.

sardar said ok and shouting "ombay ombay"

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Burnol Aur Viagra

sardar ki jangh jaal gayi,

dr. ne burnol aur viagra likh ke di

sardar bola burnol to samza par viagra kyon?

dr. ne kaha usse blanket uncha rahega.

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Bus Tickets

Santa Singh bought two tickets to Connaught Place from Tilak Nagar in a DTC bus in Delhi. The conductor was a bit surprised as he could not see anyone with Santa.

Conductor: "Oye Sardaran! Why do you need two tickets? You are travelling alone?"

Santa Singh: "Dont you know.. pick-pocketing is common on buses... so I will keep one ticket in my shirts left pocket and the other in my right! So even if a pickpocket gets at one of my pockets, I will still have a ticket and will not travel without ticket!"

Conductor: "What if a pickpocket gets both your pockets?"
Santa Singh takes out his wallet from his pant pocket: "I have a monthly pass also!"


Conductor: "And if someone gets your pant pockets also.. then what.. then you will be fined for travelling without ticket!!"

Santa Singh puts his hand inside his shirt and displays his ID card (hanging with a chain around his neck) and says with a cunning smile: "Phir sadda DTC staff hone ka kya fayada!"

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Car dents

Banta was driving back from Shimla when there was a terrible hailstorm. Huge hailstones the size of tennis balls pelted his car leaving it full of dents.

He drove to the nearby automotive center and asked what he should do. The mechanic explained what needed to be done and that it would cost at least Rs 5,000 to repair. Banta said that was too much and asked if there was some other way to fix it.

He decided to have a little fun and said, "Well you could blow into the tail pipe real hard and they might pop back out."

Banta decided to give it a try before spending that much money. He drove home and was in the garage with his lips wrapped around the exhaust pipe when his neighbour Santa came over to visit.

"What are you doing?" asked Santa.

"I'm blowing into the tailpipe real hard to pop all these dents out of my car," explained Banta.

"Well silly, it's not going to work," replied Santa.

"Why not?" asked Banta.

"Because you've got to roll up the windows first."

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Chasma

SANTA: YAAR BANTA MUJHE CHASMA LE DO MUJHE DOOR KA DHIKAYI NAHI DETA HAI

BANTA BAHAAR LE JAATE HUE: WOH KYA HAI?

SANTA: SURAJ

BANTA:ABE AUR KITNA DOOR DEKHEGA

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Santa’s chicken farm

One day our Santa decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns out that his next door neighbour, Banta, was also a chicken farmer.

Banta came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming isn’t easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I’ll give you 100 chickens."

Santa was thrilled. Two weeks later Banta stopped by to see how things were going.

Santa said, "Not too good. All 100 chickens died."

Banta said, "Oh, I can’t believe that. I’ve never had any trouble with my chickens. I’ll give you 100 more."

Another two weeks went by, and Banta stops in again.

Santa says, "You’re not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died too."

Astounded, Banta asked, "What did you do to them? What went wrong?"

"Well," says Santa, "I’m not sure. But I think I’m not planting them far enough apart."

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Cricket

SANTA & BANTA WERE GOOD FRIENDS.THEY BOTH LOVED CRICKET.

THEY BOTH DECIDED THAT WHO EVER DIES FIRST WILL COME IN THE OTHERS DREAM & TALK ABOUT CRICKET.

BANTA DIED FIRST. SO BANTA CAME IN SANTAS DREAM AND TALKED ABOUT CRICKET.

SO SANTA ASKED BANTA THAT HOW IS CRICKET IN HEAVEN?

BANTA SAID "IN HEAVEN CRICKET IS VERY FAMOUS".

THE NEXT DAY BANTA AGAIN CAME.HE TOLD SANTA THAT HE HAS ONE GOODNEWS & ONE BAD NEWS.

SANTA FIRST ASKED THE GOODNEWS.

BANTA SAID"THE GOODNEWS IS THAT THERE IS A MATCH IN HEAVEN TOMORROW & IAM THE OPENING BATSMAN".

THEN SANTA ASKED THE BAD NEWS & BANTA SAID

"THE BAD NEWS IS THAT YOU ARE THE OPENING BOWLER IN THAT MATCH!!!"

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Santa’s delight

Doctor: I regret to inform you that you have a brain tumor.

Santa Singh: Hey! Is it? Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Listen, do you really understand the implications.

Santa Singh: Yes of course, do you think I’m a dumbhead or a dodo?

Doctor: Then, why on earth, are you so happy to hear that?

Santa Singh: Oh Doc, how do I tell you? I can prove the people wrong now as I do have a brain.

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Elizabeth

Once Queen Elizabeth comes to India in summers, and is invited for lunch by the then President, Giani Zail Singh.

While in the President House, ELizabeth wants to fresh herself so she very politely says to Gianiji, Gianiji can you please show me the Corner Gianiji takes Liz to the corner of the room where two walls meet, and says Here is the corner and comes back.

Then She again try to convince him again and now says in a slightly blunt American manner - Gianiji can you please show me the Loo.

No Madamji, Loo is a very bad thing and can even kill people. This is a nice AC hall so why dont you sit here and enjoy the lunch, says Gianiji.

Now its really hard for her to hold it any further.

She gathers all the words she knows of Hindi and forgetting all her English style-wyle shouts out to Gianiji Gianiji please mujhe aap peshaab karne ki jagah dikha deejeeay... Gianiji is all smiles.

Very quietly in shy manner he says - Pehle Aap Dikhaao

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Erotic Thoughts

Banta was shipwrecked on a remote island. Although he had plenty of food and water, there was nothing for him to do except play with himself. After many years, even that became so monotonous that he couldn't even get an erection. Now, completely without any happiness, his sanity began to slip away.

One morning, as he is lying on the beach, he thinks he sees a ship in the distance. He quickly starts a fire, and then throws wet seaweed on top until smoke is billowing high in the air. The ship starts to come his way!

Banta gets all excited and thinks, "Finally! I'm going to be saved! The first thing I want is to take a long, hot shower. Then they're Banta to give me some clothes and I'm going to go upstairs and have a nice dinner. I will find a nice lady to dance with, then I will take to her cabin and we can kiss and I can fondle her body. She'll start to take off her clothes and she'll be wearing red silk panties!"

At this, he gets an erection. He slips his hand into his shorts, grabs his pecker, and yells, "Ha Ha Ha!! I fooled you! I lied about the ship!"

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Essay

Sardar par ek essay :

Sardar ek vichitra prani hota hai.

yeh gurudware ke aas paas paye jate hai.

inke sir par ek yantra laga hota hai jo roz 12 baze bajta hai.

inka mukhya ahar langhar hota hai.

iske sare shareer par baal hote hai.

yeh punjab ke jungalo mein paye jata hai.

isko gurupurab wale din badi matra mein dekha ja sakta hai.

yeh chutkule banane ke kam aate hai.

yeh bada ho kar driver banne ke kam aata hai

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A fishing trip

Santa and Banta decided to go on a fishing trip. They went to a tackle store, bought all of the equipment they needed and then went on to the lake. There they rented a boat for the day.

Once out to a spot they dropped their lines, and through the day had tremendous luck.

Santa said to Banta, "We should mark this spot." So Banta leaned over a put a mark on the side of the boat.

Santa said "You fool that won’t work".

"Why?" said Banta.

Because Santa said "we may not get the same boat tomorrow."

Compress love

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7 Amazing Holes in the world!!!!!

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Looking at photos like these scares and fascinates me in equal doses. the sheer scale of these holes reminds you of just how tiny you are.

1. Mirny Diamond Mine, Siberia

I’m pretty sure most people have seen this one. It’s an absolute beast and holds the title of largest open diamond mine in the world. At 525 metres deep with a top diameter of 1200 metres there’s even a no-fly zone above the hole due to a few helicopters being sucked in.



The red arrow in the photo below is pointing to a huge truck.




2. Kimberley Big Hole - South Africa

Apparently the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world, this 1097 metre deep mine yielded over 3 tonnes of diamonds before being closed in 1914.


The amount of earth removed by workers is estimated to total 22.5 million tonnes.

3. Glory Hole - Monticello Dam

A glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to be drained from the resevoir.


This is the glory hole belonging to monticello dam in california and it’s the largest in the world, its size enabling it to consume 14′400 cubic feet of water every second.




The hole can be seen at the top left of the photo above. If you were to jump in for some reason your slightly damp body would shoot out near the bottom of the dam (below).


4. Bingham Canyon Mine, Utah

This is supposedly the largest man-made excavation on earth. Extraction began in 1863 and still continues today, the pit increasing in size constantly. In its current state the hole is 3/4 mile deep and 2.5 miles wide.




5. Great Blue Hole, Belize

Situated 60 miles off the mainland of belize is this incredible ‘geographical phenomenon’ known as a blue hole. There are numerous blue holes around the world but none as stunning as this one.


At surface level the near perfectly circular hole is 1/4 mile wide, the depth in the middle reaching 145 metres. obviously the hole is a huge hit with divers.




6. Diavik Mine, Canada

This incredible mine can be found 300km northeast of yellowknife in canada.



The mine is so huge and the area so remote that it even has its own airport with a runway large enough to accomodate a boeing 737. It also looks equally as cool when the surrounding water is frozen.




7. Sinkhole, Guatemala

A sinkhole is caused when water (usually rainwater or sewage) is soaked up by the earth on a large scale, resulting in the ground collapsing.




These photos are of a sinkhole which occured early this year in guatemala. the hole swallowed a dozen homes and killed at least 3 people.




Officials blamed the monster of a hole on a ruptured sewage pipe.



A news report about the hole…