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Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

Question : 'What would you like to have..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,

Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?'

Answer: ' Tea please'

Question : ' Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bushtea, Iced tea or green tea ?'

Answer : 'Ceylon tea '

Question : 'How would you like it ? black or white ?

Answer: 'white'

Question: 'Milk, or fresh cream?

Answer: 'With milk '

Question: 'Goat's milk, or cow's milk'

Answer: 'With cow's milk please.

Question: ' Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?'

Answer: ' Um, I'll just take it black. '

Question: ' Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?'

Answer: 'With sugar'

Question: ' Beet sugar or cane sugar?'

Answer: 'Cane sugar '

Question:' White, brown or yellow sugar?'

Answer: 'Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.'

Question: 'Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? '

Answer: 'Mineral water'

Question: 'Flavored or non-flavored ?'

Answer: 'I think I'll just die of thirst