BananaSplitzz

Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the Passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidently, the photograph fell from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found the same on the floor of the bus. Politely, he asked the saree-clad female, standing in front of him, "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph."

The rest is history.

He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted in a hospital. He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him, in a still worse condition. Banta started to explain his "Adventure". He had gone to a remote village on some work & due to his high level of intelligence, couldn't finish the work on time. He had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn't find any Hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he could stay there for the night. The Owner replied "I have two grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay". He approached the next house and asked whether he could stay there for the night. The Owner replied, "I have three grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay". He went towards the next house and without taking any risks, asked, "Do you have "grown up" daughters?".

The Owner asked, "WHY?"

Banta replied, "I wanted to stay here for a night."