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Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
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2
Manager asked to sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 15 letters in it?
Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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3
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
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4
Boss: Where were you born?
sardar : Punjab ..
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
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5
sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
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6
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'..
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai
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7
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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8
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
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9
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright
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10
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
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11
Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
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12
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.........
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13
Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.
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14
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one...........
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15
A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
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16
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself.. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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17
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated.....drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
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18
Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all
India Radio
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